I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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