If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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