I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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