She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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