I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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