i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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