she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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