D3 body, D1 cock
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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