it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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