hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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