No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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