i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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