I wish i was in the wii world.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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