Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
