tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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