I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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