whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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