ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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