I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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