i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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