What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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