sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do vagina's smell?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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