Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We're too hungover to prance.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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