U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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