you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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