and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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