Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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