Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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