She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
