But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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