i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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