therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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