dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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