youre lurking in front of me
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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