apparently the secret to your success is patron
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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