Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm sobbing to NWA
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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