So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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