This girl is more easily done than said...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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