but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
and i looked up. we had an audience...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
