if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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