his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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