there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Terrible idea I love it
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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