can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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