WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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