New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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