Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
