Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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