Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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