the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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