Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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